How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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