This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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