why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I haven't been this sober since birth.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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