Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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