I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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