I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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