Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
