so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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