hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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