she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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