just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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