I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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