Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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