I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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