Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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