what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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