Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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