just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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