just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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