ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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