i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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