how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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