i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
