Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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