Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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