yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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