the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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