I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
