So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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