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(908): View more from New Jersey

the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?

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(571): View more from Virginia

we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(585): View more from New York

ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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(813): View more from Florida

So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick

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(509): View more from Washington

YOU UNCULTURED BADGER

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