I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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