it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
