Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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