Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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