You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am one with the molecules
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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