i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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