Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
