i don't plan on having that self control this summer
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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