You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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