But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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