fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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