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(208): View more from Idaho

bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(512): View more from Texas

He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us

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(503): View more from Oregon

Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life

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(914): View more from New York

No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!

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