shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i now understand why vodka
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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