Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
