I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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