have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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