No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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