I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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