I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize