operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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