My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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