I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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