You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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