maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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