I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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